![]() It was there that Déagol found a gold Ring in the water, after being pulled out of their boat by a large fish. Déagol was his cousin, and on Sméagol's birthday, they went fishing in the Gladden Fields. Around the year 2463, Sméagol became the fourth Bearer of the One Ring, after Sauron, Isildur, and Déagol. So, if you’re looking for more work avoidance tactics, maybe you can think up and create some of your own – someone has to come up with them after all.Originally a Stoorish hobbit, born in TA 2430, Sméagol spent the early years of his life living with his extended family under a Matriarch, his grandmother. It seems that engineering as a profession provides good fodder for memes. Ten of the best (or worst, depending on your perspective) memes to have hit our email inboxes in recent years. All memed out – time to get back to work! Eventually, you’ll land that dream engineering job and you’ll start getting more experience than you know what to do with. If you’re currently looking for your first engineering job, or you remember what it’s like, you’ll relate to Frodo’s pain. Today’s kids with their I-phones will never experience that particular joy. This one may remind you of your school days, typing 5318008 into your Casio then turning it upside down… oh the laughs we had. I am the operator of my pocket calculator Quite a few of these memes seem to make out that engineering sucks up all your time, makes you unable to hold down a relationship, or indeed look after yourself in a basic manner… ok, they’re not exactly a great advert for engineering. ![]() Looking for a handsome engineer – must have GSOH (and never work overtime…) We all know an engineer who seems to never go home, wash their clothes and is single-handedly saving the world from the water crisis. Spraying yourself with deodorant is about the closest some engineers get to personal grooming. We may not turn to selling crystal meth, but most engineers end up looking like Walter White – by the age of 26. Unless that was what he kept in his stovepipe hat. ![]() I bet Brunel didn’t have to fill in hundreds of forms. Unfortunately, the reality is nowhere near as cool as the fantasy. ![]() From superheroes and star fleet commanders to steam engineers. Yes, we’re seen in a myriad of different ways. But at least we get to engineer cool stuff. It’s a 24-hour job for many engineers sadly. When you’re off work, you’re still at work these days with the curse of mobile technology. It’s that famous scene from the Lion King - Mufasa and Simba ruminating on life as engineers. Hakuna Matata – it’s a trouble-free philosophy Engineers – we can build bridges, but can’t boil eggs. I asked what he was doing, and he replied: “I’ve got to eat it now, it goes past it’s sell-by-date in five minutes!”. I once knew an engineering student who was frantically frying up a steak at 23:55 one night. Ok, ok, we’ll stop there before your sides split. It’s right up there with: Geothermal energy – it’s so hot right now. Could this be the perfect engineering meme? It’s surely a good candidate. Simple, eye-catching, funny (or groan-worthy depending on your sense of humour). It’s likely even the golden gate bridge and Sydney opera house have got some duct tape stopping them from falling apart. Engineering - come on, we can all relate to sticking something together with an engineer’s best friend – duct tape. Hate memes? Maybe you'll find comfort in our list of things engineers hate 1. If you’re at home relaxing during the lockdown, kick back and enjoy some well-earned laughs or, if you’re meant to be working or studying, get on with that design/as-built/research/assignment you lazy so-and-so! (But maybe after a well-earned meme break.) ![]() Bored in lockdown? Unable to head to the workshop and build that gadget you've been designing for the last three months? Think there's nothing better than a meme to brighten up a dull day? Fret no longer, bored engineers! Especially for you, we’ve got our engineering meme game on and compiled 10 of the best. ![]()
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